Does IKEA suck for you too?

Maybe it's me. There, that's my disclaimer.  IKEA just sucks. 

• Stores are designed to keep you moving like a gerbil in a habitrail, picking up scraps of cheese along the way until you get to the end.
• Helpful and willing salespeople are hard to find.
• Check outs are slow and have long lines.
• Assembly.  Do I even need to mention it?
• Website? Go ahead and try to create your PAX closet online. 
• Delivery.  XPO's voice response system doesn't recognize my zip code.  Absolutely no changes to delivery times. 
• XPO's website gives an AJAX error. 
• How about some horse meat meatballs, Trigger?
• And the long lines to pay for your meatballs.
• HERE IS A POSITIVE:  The Ikea twitter account is manned by people who try to help!